War and Peas

TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

the vashta nerada and the weeping angels and the silence will run for their lives

everythingpotterwhoholmes:

Love these! Cross overs of the Ministry of Silly Walks by Monty Python and Doctor Who. Perfect.

fluffyspy:

vortex-manipulator:

#I HAVE A FEELING THAT THE DOCTOR DIDN’T EVEN TELL ROSE THAT THEY MOVED BECAUSE HE COULDN’T PARALLEL PARK #LIKE HE OPENS TO THE DOOR SEES THIS AND TURNS TO ROSE AND IS LIKE OH GOD WRONG CENTURY NO ROSE IT’S TERRIBLE OUT THERE #TOXIC AIR TOTALLY UNSAFE FOR YOUR HUMAN LUNGS #I SURVIVED ONLY BECAUSE OF MY AWESOME TIMELORDYNESS #SO LET’S JUST GO #BECAUSE IT’S UNSAFE #AND TOXIC #AND THEN HE TURNED THE TARDIS ABOUT AND WAS LIKE AH YES HERE WE ARE TOTALLY SAFE 2012 LONDON #AND ROSE WAS LIKE LOL OKAY (AND KNEW THE WHOLE TIME BUT LET HIM PRETEND BECAUSE HE WOULD TURN INTO THE ONCOMING SULK OTHERWISE) #FOR FACIAL REFERENCE TO ONCOMING SULK: SEE ROSE TYLER PETS A GINGER CAT AND DOESN’T TELL THE DOCTOR HE’S PRETTY

THE ONCOMING SULK

sherlockholmesisreal:

americaninthedeerstalker:

thetardis:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war.

#five

#six

#seven

#eight

#daleks scream

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine.

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five

Saving

Everybody’s lives

Four,

Three,

Two,

One

Grab her hand

And whisper “Run.”

that was beautiful