wolfcifer:

You’re walking in the woods

There’s no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

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hogwartsfacebook:

GUYS NO JOKE SOMEONE JUST RAN OUTSIDE SCREAMING “YES THE UK DIDN’T COME LAST WE DIDN’T COME LAST TAKE THAT IRELAND WHO’S THE BETTER ISLAND NOW” AND THEY’RE JUST RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE STREET LAUGHING AND CHEERING

Ok, I formatted my e-reader and it still doesn’t work properly. I’m gonna give up I think. Maybe it’ll be magically fixed tomorrow.

CONGRATULATIONS UK

diedholdinghands:

ireland might have got more points this year if they’d actually sang my lovely horse

I actually would have voted in that case

perniciousdeed:

The germans are reeeeeeally bad at losing. The guy who is commenting on german tv is embarrassing himself and his country. Oh come on, don’t tell me you actually were hoping to win?

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

arkenstoners:

the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with

jonafungroff:

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just press play and thank me later

anoia:

pyreo:

anoia:

what even is eurovision

ok

sstahmatarr:

More than one country voted for the uk i…

how

FOUR FOR YOU UK, YOU GO UK!

dispensedstarlight:

oh jesus it’s the voting

get your helmets and stab-proof vests on everyone

tumblinwithdesty:

dangerhamster:

carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu:

REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE

Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.

best to get the excuses in early cause we know how it is.

protect-theidea:

shit happens

consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision