You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:
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GUYS NO JOKE SOMEONE JUST RAN OUTSIDE SCREAMING “YES THE UK DIDN’T COME LAST WE DIDN’T COME LAST TAKE THAT IRELAND WHO’S THE BETTER ISLAND NOW” AND THEY’RE JUST RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE STREET LAUGHING AND CHEERING
Ok, I formatted my e-reader and it still doesn’t work properly. I’m gonna give up I think. Maybe it’ll be magically fixed tomorrow.
ireland might have got more points this year if they’d actually sang my lovely horse
I actually would have voted in that case
The germans are reeeeeeally bad at losing. The guy who is commenting on german tv is embarrassing himself and his country. Oh come on, don’t tell me you actually were hoping to win?
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
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just press play and thank me later
More than one country voted for the uk i…
FOUR FOR YOU UK, YOU GO UK!
oh jesus it’s the voting
get your helmets and stab-proof vests on everyone
REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
best to get the excuses in early cause we know how it is.